EMAIL I DO NOT NEED YOU SENDING ME SPAM ON TODAY OF ALL FUCKING DAYS!
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones, via zuppalizzle)
Reblogging again because it’s still hilarious.
(Source: superimposter, via wellthatsjustgreat)
Though it’s nice that they would consider me for the position, and I have a lot of positives to take away from the appraisal. I just need to work myself hard to get where I want to be.
I always hoped eventually I would have my shit together like all those other people, but I’m beginning to realize that no one really does. I’m becoming convinced that all these apparently confident, worry free people I see fall into one of two categories. They’re either liars, lying to themselves and to others, or they’re idiots.
And I’d say the smart money is on idiots.
